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Sorry

2006-08-23T05:25:00.002-07:00

Hey, I'm sure your wondering why I called this post "Sorry" ? It's because I haven't hab enough time to post every day. And I know this sounds funny, me saying this during all this, but starting Monday I'm not going to be posting till Thursday. So I've got to go! See ya!

Sorry

2006-08-23T05:25:00.001-07:00

Sorry

2006-08-23T05:25:00.000-07:00

Vacation

2006-08-20T12:40:00.000-07:00

Hey, sorry I've been gone a little longer then I thought I would. My family decided to go on a trip to P.E.I. to visited family. We had a great time their we went to a lot of cool place like the Fan-tas-ma-goric,the Jurassic Bark and two kinds of mini-golf, then after that we went to a camp site on the Ocean. Then finally at the end of the week it was my little brother turned 4. Well, i've got to go, see ya.

Then there was one

2006-08-04T10:17:00.000-07:00

I have some go news and some bad news...well I really only have bad news. First Sportomania has decided not to make a blog and second I'm going on vacation for the next 9 days. But when I get back I'm going to have lots to talk about, but I have one last joke for you:

Steven Wright 01

You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading . . . And all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.

Last night, I walked up to this beautiful woman in a bar and asked her, "Do you live around here often?" She said, "You're wearing two different colored socks." I said, "Yes, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness." Then she asked, "How do you feel?" and I said, "Well, you know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs then you lean too far and you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time."

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow.

I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one . . . It wasn't doing what I was doing.

I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me--and I didn't hear it.

I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."

He asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now."

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.

The End

2006-08-03T10:27:00.000-07:00

Well you've all loved Sportomania but his time has come he has decided... oh yeh I can't tell you till Friday, haha. Sorry that was mean, but the long and short of it is that Sportomania is leving Multimania for ever!!!! Now I know it's sad so you can post comments to say how sorry you are bye for (sobsob) now.

The Grand Election

2006-08-02T03:12:00.000-07:00

Hey Bloggies I guess you're all wondering what The Grand Election is. It's were you vote to see if Sportomania should make his own blog or not you vote Friday!

The return of Sportomania

2006-08-01T02:36:00.000-07:00

Hey Bloggies it's MultiMania, I'm here in Canada on a beautyful Tuesday mourning but enough with nature I'm not going to take a lot of your time so here's Sportomania!!!

Sportomania: Thanks for the comments they awesome I'm getting a paladin for d n d it's a fun game I played my first game this morning well... I gotta go bye.

And then there was two

2006-07-31T07:51:00.000-07:00

Hey Bloggies today I have a very important guest with me Sportomania!!!!! He's going to be here for about five days and then at the end of the week I will have a good little piece of info but I'm not going to tell you, he is so remember to come on Friday, but enough with me, here's Sportomania!!

Sportomania: Hello, I'm Sportomania soccer is my fav sport I have fifa 06 it's awesome!!!!I like monkeys alot my fav is a tree swinger.DO u like monkeys????

Traveling

2006-07-30T08:01:00.000-07:00

Well to start off, how did you like joke day pretty funny. Any way, today's all about traveling, and no I'm not talking about when you hold the ball in basketball for more then three seconds. I'm talking about road trips and means of transportation. Let start with road trips I've had some crazy ones, like one time I was comming back from a trip to St. John and it took us 4 hours to get home! I know that it dosen't seem far but, I live really close to St. John so it was a big deal. So now on to transportation, yesterday I tried to ride my bike for the first time in a long time, now I'm no expert but I don't think the wheel goes in my mouth. While that's all the time I've got But if you have good stories you can leave them as a comment and you can tell to my to eep it confidential or post it on my blog. See ya!!!

Introducing JOKE DAY

2006-07-29T08:47:00.000-07:00

Well I'm sure you're all wondering what in the world joke day is!? Well let me tell you, it's every Saturday. On cet day I tell you guys all sorts of funny jokes and some times I'll tell you riddles and then on Sunday I'll tell you the answer so for today here are your funny jokes:

You know you're living in 2006 when.....

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

My Multimanians

2006-07-28T05:09:00.000-07:00

Today I thought I would talk about my Multimanians let's start with OldSkullSpeaks. First of all it's run by a named Andrew Titus, you might know him from his book Sweet Mother Prophesy, wellthat's enough with OldSkull let's talk about Biff. He also wrote a book, or rather books. You can read al about these two writers at there links! See ya!

Summer

2006-07-27T04:52:00.000-07:00

Hey to all my bloggies! Today I thought I'd put a poem in my blog, so here it is.

Who made the world?
Who made the swan, and the black bear?
Who made the grasshopper?
This grasshopper, I mean--
the one who has flung herself out of the grass,
the one who is eating sugar out of my hand,
who is moving her jaws back and forth instead of up and down--
who is gazing around with her enormous and complicated eyes.
Now she lifts her pale forearms and thoroughly washes her face.
Now she snaps her wings open, and floats away.
I don't know exactly what a prayer is.
I do know how to pay attention, how to fall down
into the grass, how to kneel in the grass,
how to be idle and blessed, how to stroll through the fields,
which is what I have been doing all day.
Tell me, what else should I have done?
Doesn't everything die at last, and too soon?
Tell me, what is it you plan to do
With your one wild and precious life?

Mary Oliver - The Summer Day

Big Idea: Continue...

2006-07-26T15:49:00.000-07:00

Hey I would like no onion on mine... Oh I didn't see you there! By the way why are you here? Oh well I guess you want to know what the "Big Idea" was, well I guess I'll have to tell you. Well it all started when I couldn't figure what to write about and then I got an amazing idea it was to talk all about how I had to go on an amazing adventure to a wonderful place and it was the...Library (Bon Bon Bon!!!) Just joking it was really the Internet, or the virtual library. So are you ready for what happened in the internet? It was that i discovered two great new blogs, they where Old Skull Speaks and Biff Mitchell. So if want the link you'll have to come back each day, because I will post it at random.So stay right here!

Big Idea

2006-07-25T03:33:00.000-07:00

All be honest with you it took me a pretty long time to think of what I was going to write but after a while I got an idea and do you know what it was...come back tomorow to find out!

Welcome

2006-07-24T10:00:00.000-07:00

Hello to all the interneters, fellow bloggers, my loyal bloggies and to all those hackers out there! You all about to witness one of mans greatest achevments come into effect! You are about to see my blog MultiMania!!!!!!